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50,000 cans of Moosehead missing; 2 empties found
Associated Press, August 23, 2004

FREDERICTON, New Brunswick -- The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are trying to solve a beer caper that occurred near Canada's border with Maine.

The mounties are searching for 50,000 cans of Moosehead along with the driver of a tractor-trailer that was hauling the brew.

The abandoned truck has been found -- along with two empty beer cans. Otherwise, the only other evidence is that the Moosehead cans are imprinted in Spanish and English. The beer was destined for a Mexican supermarket chain.

Newspaper and broadcast reports say the shipment would be worth more than $75,000 if sold on the retail level.

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Today's Alert

August 4, 2004 Suspiciously good natured. Obviously up to no good.

Dave's Picks Grumpiness Alert Scale

	August 3, 2004 Recommended caution as new item has been purchased and should be installed later this week -- historical indicators point to possible dissatisfaction leading to grumpy emails.
	August 2, 2004 Confirmed intelligence reports that grumpy emails will be sent.