Happy St. Patrick's Day

I wish there was some way to make the grand in tips that the staff at Kieran's will make tonight, without actually a) working at Kieran's and gadzooks, b) working at Kieran's tonight. Tim and I are not wearing green today. Me, since my "Irish" family consists of my father's adopted father, who is technically orange Irish (not something you want to advertise, really) I'm wearing brown. Tim, of course, is wearing black because that's what he wears. (And we won't talk about his* geneology.)