Velvet Underground Songs You Never Heard

"Aspirin, it's my life, and it's my wife!"

My sister pointed me to this article: How Aspirin Turned Hero which talks about Bayer's preferred product, Heroin. Since I've been particularly displeased with the efficacy of over-the-counter pain remedies in remedying my pain lately, it sure sounds tempting.

I think we now know why it was a "simpler time" back then... Oh, and hand me a lithium laden 7-up will you? Oh, and maybe a cocaine-cola. Thanks!